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EasyJet Owner Takes Easy to a Whole New Level. Files Patent for the Word Itself, Sues UK Band for Using Name

EasyJet’s owner, easyGroup, is taking its name very seriously. The company has filed a patent for the word “easy” itself in the United Kingdom. The patent application covers a wide...

Keegan's Next Big Move: Banning Mobile Phones in RAAC-Safe Schools

In a puzzling turn of events, Education Secretary Gillian Keegan has announced her next groundbreaking initiative: banning mobile phones in schools that were not affected by RAAC-based concrete. While the...

Workplace Breakdown: Lazy Workers Cause Surge in Time-Off

As workplace absences hit a 10-year high, some anonymous managers are raising their eyebrows and shaking their heads at what they perceive as a lack of dedication from their employees....

Clacton Man Hoards Disposable Vapes in Fear of Ban

A man in Clacton, Essex, is reportedly stockpiling disposable vapes in fear of a ban on their sale. The man, who has not been named, has been seen buying dozens...

Wilko in Colchester to Close After Rescue Deal Falls Through

The Wilko store on St John’s Walk in Colchester is to close after a rescue deal fell through. The store was one of 300 Wilko stores nationwide that were put...

New Hello Kitty Cafe to Bring a Touch of Cuteness to Clacton

A new Hello Kitty Cafe is set to open in Clacton, Essex, England, on September 23, 2023. The cafe will be located in the heart of the town, on Station...