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Colchester's Ingenious Anti-Porch Piracy Tactic: Gnome Warfare on Parcel Thieves

In a quirky twist to combat the rising tide of porch piracy in Colchester, residents have found an unconventional ally – gnomes. With an uptick in sales of these whimsical...

Morrisons Daily in Jaywick Sells Woman Milk That's Due to Go Off the Next Day

In a shocking development, a woman in Jaywick, Essex, has bought milk from Morrisons Daily that was due to go off the next day. The woman, who has not been...

EasyJet Owner Takes Easy to a Whole New Level. Files Patent for the Word Itself, Sues UK Band for Using Name

EasyJet’s owner, easyGroup, is taking its name very seriously. The company has filed a patent for the word “easy” itself in the United Kingdom. The patent application covers a wide...

Keegan's Next Big Move: Banning Mobile Phones in RAAC-Safe Schools

In a puzzling turn of events, Education Secretary Gillian Keegan has announced her next groundbreaking initiative: banning mobile phones in schools that were not affected by RAAC-based concrete. While the...

Workplace Breakdown: Lazy Workers Cause Surge in Time-Off

As workplace absences hit a 10-year high, some anonymous managers are raising their eyebrows and shaking their heads at what they perceive as a lack of dedication from their employees....

Clacton Man Hoards Disposable Vapes in Fear of Ban

A man in Clacton, Essex, is reportedly stockpiling disposable vapes in fear of a ban on their sale. The man, who has not been named, has been seen buying dozens...