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Startling Disclosure Emerges Regarding Essex University's Brutalist Architecture
A recent revelation, brought to light by an anonymous source, has cast an unexpected shadow over Essex University’s iconic Brutalist-style buildings. The whistleblower alleges that all concrete used in these...
Learning on the Waves: Closed Schools to Set Sail on Migrant Barges as Education Secretary Charts a Unique Course
In a groundbreaking move, Education Secretary Gillian Keegan has proposed a unique solution to the recent revelation that more than a hundred schools in England are plagued by buildings constructed...
Unusual Beach Encounter: Gimp Spotted on Jaywick's Shores Raises Eyebrows
In an incident that left beachgoers in Jaywick both perplexed and bewildered, an unexpected sight unfolded along the sandy shores – a mysterious “gimp” figure making an appearance. The peculiar...
Godsquad Preaching Against Colchester Pride
In a twist of divine absurdity, the “Godsquad” has taken it upon themselves to rain on Colchester’s Pride parade, preaching against the very celebration that embraces love, diversity, and acceptance....
Moped Muggers on the Rise in Colchester: The Polite Perplexity of a Growing Trend
In recent times, the tranquil streets of Colchester have become host to an unsettling phenomenon - the rise of moped gangs engaging in muggings and criminal activities. As our community...
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