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Godsquad Preaching Against Colchester Pride

In a twist of divine absurdity, the “Godsquad” has taken it upon themselves to rain on Colchester’s Pride parade, preaching against the very celebration that embraces love, diversity, and acceptance....

Moped Muggers on the Rise in Colchester: The Polite Perplexity of a Growing Trend

In recent times, the tranquil streets of Colchester have become host to an unsettling phenomenon - the rise of moped gangs engaging in muggings and criminal activities. As our community...

Man Finds Tiny Dinosaur Poo in Clacton

A man walking his dog in Clacton, Essex, has found a tiny fossilised poo that is thought to be around 40 million years old. The coprolite, as it is known,...

Essex Police Close 18-Month 'Operation Doorstop': Unmasking Drug Delivery via Asda Drivers

In a landmark achievement, Essex Police have successfully concluded an exhaustive 18-month operation, aptly named “Operation Doorstop,” aimed at unravelling a complex web of drug delivery orchestrated through unsuspecting Asda...

Essex Pubs Charging Deposits on Ashtrays: A Travesty!

I am outraged by the recent decision of some Essex pubs to start charging patrons a deposit on ashtrays. This is nothing more than a thinly-veiled attempt to discourage people...

Brave Poundland Worker Thwarts Confectionery Heist in Colchester Store

In a scene that unfolded straight out of a movie, a quick-thinking Poundland employee became the unsuspecting hero when three individuals attempted to make off with an unusual and audacious...