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Essex Pubs Charging Deposits on Ashtrays: A Travesty!

I am outraged by the recent decision of some Essex pubs to start charging patrons a deposit on ashtrays. This is nothing more than a thinly-veiled attempt to discourage people...

Brave Poundland Worker Thwarts Confectionery Heist in Colchester Store

In a scene that unfolded straight out of a movie, a quick-thinking Poundland employee became the unsuspecting hero when three individuals attempted to make off with an unusual and audacious...

A Rare Encounter: The Mysterious Crack Squirrel Spotted on St. John's Road, Clacton

Residents of St. John’s Road in Clacton-on-Sea were left both bewildered and intrigued when an unusual and rarely seen creature made a surprising appearance in their neighborhood. This rare sighting...

Unearthed Surprise: Local Bin Men Discover Landmine Mistaken for Frey Bentos Pie in Little Clacton

In a twist of events that left the usually routine task of garbage collection in Little Clacton fraught with surprise and tension, local bin men stumbled upon an unexpected and...

Plumbing Puzzler: A Decade-Long Pipe Predicament in Jaywick

In a baffling and alarming revelation, Jaywick residents are left outraged as it comes to light that the sewage and water system in the town has been running through the...

Fourth Mega Stash of Cocaine Washes Up on Clacton Beach: Essex Police Equally Baffled by Public Honesty and Sobriety

In an astonishing turn of events that has left both Essex Police and the public scratching their heads, Clacton beach has become an unlikely stage for an ongoing saga involving...